Crushin’ Candy: RH Dark Humor Romance by Maddison Cole

Author:Maddison Cole [Cole, Maddison]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2021-10-01T16:00:00+00:00

The day before

A teenage waitress places the strawberry milkshake with whipped cream and extra sprinkles on my table. I smile widely at her, grabbing a napkin to spit out my gum. Placing it in her hand, she looks horrified but I return my focus to my list. My plans are almost ready and I can't wait to put them into action. This is exciting, planning my own job and seeing it through. I should do this more often, like a sex-crazed, unhinged, female version of Robin Hood putting the bullies back in their place. I could start my own mob, where everyone has fuchsia hair and demented tattoos and praises me as their queen.

"Sounds more like a cult," Angus states from across the booth. I shrug one shoulder, picking up my fluffy pen to keep writing. We've been staying above this diner because the owner thinks I'm going to suck him off in payment. Everything I order adds another sexual favour, and even though the grilled cheeses are to die for, he'll have to catch me first. I'm not against using sex as payments, but greasy fry cooks aren't my niche and if anything, I'm helping him to learn a valuable lesson. Always get payments upfront.

Working my way through the list, I tick off the ideas I've prepared for and make a list at the bottom for anything that's left to get. A few more boxes of hair dye and I should be good to go. Individually, they're silly little pranks, but collectively, I'm going to rain down on Malik and his guys. I want to see that vein in his head burst and fuck them all so hard, they'll be screaming my name. Smiling to myself, I take the striped straw in my mouth as a figure moves into my peripheral vision.

"This seat taken, love?" My thighs clench on instinct, the voice which has featured in my very wet dreams now coiling around me. If I'm honest, which I always am with myself, that same voice has featured both of its owners, along with piercing blue eyes and a mohawk, a chiselled torso beneath a sharp suit and longing, chocolate eyes. Even after Ace lost his shit and took it out on me, there's a misery deep down I dream about soothing whilst sitting on his face. No one can be mad about eating pussy.

Jasper drops into the seat opposite, squishing Angus. His dimple on one side makes me squeeze my lips tightly shut before I do something stupid, like lunge across my milkshake to tongue the shit out of it.

"You seriously need to get laid," Angus' mumbled voice echoes in my head. Ignoring him, I tap the fluffy pen on my cheek and wait for Jasper to state his business. I'm a busy woman these days.

"Figured I should thank you for giving me an out in the woods the other night," he grins. I feel a blush rising, my motives still unclear even to myself so I hide within the curtain of my hair.

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